Incredibly Gross things to do at a Poker Table

Now everything on this page is something that I've actually witnessed people doing ... I'm not making any of this up.

 

  1. Picking your nose, not even wiping the boogers on your shirt or anything, and immediately grabbing cards and/or chips and continuing to play.  This one tops the list because it so incredibly frequent.  I've seen it at least half a dozen times.
  2. Eating a messy slice of pizza, licking the sauce off your fingers, and then immediately grabbing chips to bet your cards.
  3. Standing up, reaching IN your pants, scratching your ass, and then sitting back down and playing your cards.